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Showing posts with label Hilarious Jokes. Show all posts

Miserly Gift

Posted by Rite Joke at 00:29
A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which h...

The Goat and The Horse

Posted by Rite Joke at 00:28
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse h...

Drunken Language

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:58
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon Things That Are Very D...

The Army Hospital

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:58
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphi...

Price you Pay for being Good

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:43
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you wi...

Psychiatric Observations

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:42
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions,...

Books Which Have No Content

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:39
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers The Australian Book of for*play The Book of Motivated Postal Workers Americans' Guide to Etiquette Royal...

We Indians are Unique...

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:39
1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl. 2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door and the females run ...

Anything For Marks

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:38
Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks) Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder. Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food....

Killing a Lion: Network Operator Style!

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:38
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick ...

What a Massage!

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:37
"Where's the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave. Hadn't you heard abo...

Why They Teach Math in School

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:36
Why They Teach Math in School (Written By A Very Wise Man) I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in fr...

I Don't Like My Brother

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:35
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

How to Sell a Bible

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:28
Three boys look for a summer job. Their preacher agrees to let them sell Bibles door to door, though he's hesitant about hiring the th...

STRESS

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:20
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress. In the hosp...

Speech by newly wed girl

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:19
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: My dear family, I tha...

Not so Intelligent Wish After all

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:04
Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an...

Racing Nano!

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:02
A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast...

Rejected Science Fair Projects

Posted by Rite Joke at 01:01
-- just HOW poisonous are poisonous snakes? -- Which household products are most flammable? -- Which hurts more: falling off the slide or b...

Unappreciated Gift

Posted by Rite Joke at 00:54
A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the...
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